The Onion

I just wanna put it out there that I think www.theonion.com is the funniest web site I've ever seen. If someone from that company came up to me and offerred me a job as a writer I would drop what I was doing and go do it. It is seriously some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Case in point: Tuesday night worship/Bible Study at Watermark. After a praise and worship session this guy got up there to start his talk. About 1/4 of the way into it an article that I read earlier in the day popped into my head. It was one of those deals where if I had been in a place where silence wasn't necessary then I could've just laughed and got it over with. But no, I had to hold it in which made it worse. So for the rest of time, through his sermon, through prayer, and through the closing worship songs I was ready to combust. The guy who gave the sermon probably thought I was very disrespectful b/c I had a big smile on my face when he was talking about things like sin, and depravity, and other things of that nature. (He didn't just talk about those things though).

So, here are a few of my favorite articles from their website as of late...in somewhat of an order:

1) Iraqi Cop Moonlighting As Terrorist Just To Make Ends Meet
2) Dying Boy Brought In To Cheer Up Kansas City Royals
3) CEO's Success Credited To Unbelievable Handshake
4) Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years
5) Area Man Confounded By Buffet Procedure
6) Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant