The Curse of the New Truck....AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

Let me give you a rundown of my night:

When I was leaving from work I realized that I didn't have my parking pass to get out of the parking garage. So, I had to pay $6 to get out of the lot...no biggie. On the way out, instead of going out the contract parking exit I went out the visitor exit, which made me make a right turn. When I made the right turn I scraped a curb. Annoyed, I yelled at the curb to move, thinking I probably hurt it more than it hurt me.

I got back to my house, got some stuff together, then headed out to do some truck stuff. On the way out of my garage, the stupid thing slammed on the hood of my truck. I saw this coming, paniced, put it in reverse, held my foot on the pedal, and succesfuly reved the engine. (Looking back, that would not have been my plan). Garage 1 - Jeff 0. I got out to look at what happened and realized that there wasn't any damage b/c the bottom of the garage is just rubber. Some girl was walking by and asked me if I needed help but I had no idea how to answer her. "Could you fix my piece of junk garage?" I messed with the thing for a minute and eventually got it back on track. No harm done.

So I was on my way to get my old CD player installed at Car Toys. It was raining. I got out of my truck. As I was walking towards the store I decided to turn around and admire my truck, as I normally do. Only this time there was a huge dent in the side of it. Here's what I did. I stood there in the rain with a sad, defeated, despaired, costly look on my face.

So, I'm not exactly sure about this...but, it turns out that the curb that I hit was guarded by a post. I'm pretty sure that when I hit the curb I also ran into the post also...which, to the best of my knowledge, serves no purpose except to scrape and dent your car when you hit the curb.

So, rundown of the events:

1) I ran my truck into a post
2) I slammed my garage door on the hood of my truck
3) Oh yeah and my insurance rates went up (naturally)

Crap.